The McWrap

"A curious title", i hear you think; and it is considering this particular McDonald's treat is long off the menu. You may think this will be a nostalgic post about how they should bring it because this new health kick McDonald's seems to have adopted is utter bullshit. Alas, i never indulged myself with a McWrap, but rather resorted to coming up with witty names for it such as the McCrap. I was about 10 and it was actually just a misunderstanding by my father but we all laughed and the joke stuck until the product became obsolete. And so the seguay between the title and the actual topic was made:

Though it is only a loose connection, we also had a joke around the same time that Rap was spelled with a silent C. Yeah, real funny, i know. But, being the personality-less child that i was i agreed that rap was actually shite... because that's what Dad said... and it had lots of nasty swears and children shouldn't hear that naughty speak.

Anyway, as i've developed a personalitly i have had various affairs with the rap genre. When i was about 13 i pretended to marry Eminem with another girl. But soon after i made a terrible mistake and began to like bands such as Greenday and perhaps.. Delata Goodrem... HOWEVER after my brief burst of insanity i came to realise that not all rap is spelt with a silent C. Some is, but if it has a phat beat then i can usually forgive it. Other than that smack some witty lines ontop with some slick drumlines and im there! The filthier the better!

I have now taken to trying to write my own raps. Ill keep you posted as to how that goes:)