Monday, December 13, 2010

Dear Wikileaks

Dear Mr. Assange,

It has come to my attention that you have some skills which may be put to a more valuable use than uncovering confidential diplomatic documents and conversations. No doubt that what you do is very interesting and controversial however, I'm not sure you are reaching your widest demographic.
As you may have noticed, you rarely make the front page of the Telegraph, which is a sensational paper! The only reason that you make it there is for your sex scandals. These readers, however are more interested in what you do in your spare time.
You're political work is greatly appreciated in other papers such as the Australian, The Morning Herald etc, so i don't suggest that you stop your political investigations altogether, but rather that you should perhaps expand to include exposing many conspiracies that have plagued the planet for decades.
For example, how about finding those documents proving that there was in fact, no voyage to the moon by the Americans and the Hollywood documents that prove that a studio was hired to film the entire hoax.
Alternatively you may consider looking into the death of Elvis Presley. Then all the fans could finally put their minds at ease and get some closure. It can be tough just being in the dark.
Or, you know....anything about UFOs.
I think if you considered investigating any of these issues in conjunction with your current work, you may find that you expand your audience. Just saying.

Sincerely,
Hanna.

5 comments:

  1. Hilarity. And i agree about the UFOs. TRhats always fun to hear about.

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  2. I don't know... I think what wikileaks does is far more relevant to people now than proving or disproving things from the past that won't really make much difference to our actions/view of the world today.

    - Camilla

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  3. hahahahah "just saying." *applauds*

    <3 NJP

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