Friday, May 22, 2009

Thank You

This post is mostly a response to the elusive "Mr. B's" most recent blog post "The Real Message in Romeo and Juliet".

Frankly, I found this article very insightful! I mean, I don't think that Mr. Shakespeare was aiming to point out the sexual frustration and hotheadedness of youths as much as he was aiming at pointing out the flaws of the society etc. but anyhow.

One message, though, in Mr. B's post was spot on, i think. The idea of love at first sight is a massive myth. All people want to fuck. This is a fact of life. Even nuns want to fuck. It's only natural. And when a person finds a person "fuckable" and they determine if said person thinks the same about them, the hormones can't be stopped.

At this point i would like to acknowledge that people pick partners, subconsicously by smell and also by sight so i guess finding your partner "fuckable" is necessary.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

McCrap for rillah y'all.

My first attempt at a rap. its pretty shit but i said id let ya know!

I cry myself to sleep nightly
Wrapped in my covers tightly
Turned of the light lightly
Trying so hard to appear spritely,
Knightly or both,
But I know I’m
Too light headed
To know even vaguely
Where I might be headed
And I wanna stay permanently bedded
Being beheaded
And breaded
Look up through the straw
A needle in the hay
Then I wake to face the
Fucking dreaded day